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Queef Sheath

I'd like to scabbard my penis in her queef sheath
by Cerimeadar December 16, 2021
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Queef Jerky

I went down on my girlfriend and her queef jerky scraped my chin raw
by C.j. Low July 1, 2018
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Queef of relief

The sound a woman's lady bits make after a long day of being suffocated in tight jeans.
Nothing compares to coming home, de-pantsing and letting out a good queef of relief.
by Appyloucifer October 12, 2016
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European Queef

A European Queef is where a female queefs into a male's stretched asshole.
Martha let European Queefed into Mark's asshole last night.
by THE LURRRR!! May 22, 2011
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Power Queef

When a female bodybuilder does power thrusts she forms a massive protein powered gas pocket in her vagina that, when released, can level 10 city blocks.
That roiding bitch is about to power queef us to kingdom come!
by Muffy Strong April 18, 2013
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Queefs and skittles

A unique synonym for the saying "shits and giggles"

See shits and giggles for a definition.
I shit in the upper deck of my roommates toilet just for queefs and skittles.
by Naggers69 August 11, 2010
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Up-Queef

The part of a Queef that happens immediately after the queef has released and the vaginal cavity is closing back up, which can result in the sucking up of underwear or clothing. Which can even result in cameltoe.
"A Queef feels good. Tickles even. If it weren't for up-Queef I'd be doing it everyday."
queefvaginacameltoecameltoecamel toe
by Glenn Giron September 18, 2011
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