Midget Punch

A 'midget punch' is when you are so incredibly pissed at someone, the only way to take it out on them is to have a midget with a step stool come up, punch them in the face, laugh, and run away with the step stool

You are so effin retarded that you deserve a midget punch.

by MegzAnn August 20, 2010

Florida Punch

drink that contains dark rum, cognac, grapefruit juice and orange juice.

get your hands off my Florida Punch!

by queen_bee August 23, 2006

Punch in the Nose

Being surprised by an extremely unpleasant odor.

I entered the bathroom right after Brent came out and the stink hit me like a punch in the nose!

by Charlie 361 September 26, 2011

Breath Punch

When a person talks to you and their breath is so bad, as soon as you smell it, your face naturally reacts as if you were punched by Kimbo Slice.

"He came up to talk to me and the next thing I knew i was breath punched."

by AllDolphin54 January 15, 2009

Pupil Punching

When someone is staring at you for so long you start to feel abused by their glare.

Friend: "Hey did you see that girl at the end of the bar?"
Me: "Yeah she's been pupil punching you all night."

by Invader287 November 9, 2012

tuck and punch

When a man tucks his genitalia behind his thighs, as if making a mangina, then proceeds to punch himself in his new-found FUPA, creating the appearance of punching himself in the testicles.

In an attempt to win a bet to punch himself in the testicles, Mike performed the tuck and punch to win the bet unscathed.

by ILL McNasty February 20, 2008

Wiener Punch

1. To punch someone in the wiener

2. To punch someone with ones wiener

1. I really want to wiener punch this guy.
2. Bob just wiener punched me so hard.
3. I'm going to wiener punch you so hard.

by Midnight Swallow December 7, 2010