my pudge

verb.
1. the best boyfriend a girl could ever have.
2. cute'z boot'z.
3. caring, loving, understanding, honest, funny, smart, open.
4. also my best friend.
5. an amazing kisser.
6. best warmest hugger.
7. cooky like me
8. great dirty mind. =
9. likes to play with my tongue ring.
10. owner of my heart.
11. doesn't smell like dead cats.
12. make's me smile when no else can.
13. like's animal skinned sports bra's, jean mini skirts, and, cherry red stiletto's.
14. would do anything to make me happy.

My pudge is better then yours.



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by birdie maiy March 22, 2009

Password Prude

When you're too afraid to give out your password to your friends or family.

Friend 1: "Dude what's you password for your profile, i need to upload this pic"

Friend 2:"I'm not telling you!"

Friend 1: "What are you afraid I'll do something to your profile?"

Friend 2: "No....O.O"

Friend 1: "Password prude."

by Tickleboosterz52 February 20, 2012

nude prude

When a girl says she'll send nudes but then has a bra and thong on.

Shaun: hey do you send me something?
Zoe: why not babe. (Sends pic with bra and thong )
Shaun: your nude prude!
Zoe: bye bitch!

by Girlsandguys November 19, 2015

Painters Pludger

When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.

Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!

by Itsnotbutter October 3, 2016

Kitty Pudge

A chonkers tummy

"Wow this chonk sure has a lot of kitty pudge! :3

by Sp00ksCity October 7, 2020

Uncle Pudge

Uncle pudge is the hottest man alive. girls names paris is very obsessed over him. Uncle pudge is so sweet, caring, and have a great body. His wife has no competition because paris will always win no matter what. Uncle pudge WILL marry paris no matter what happened. Uncle pudge will catch a case JUST for a girl named paris.

Have you send Uncle pudge? WELL HES TAKEN BY P.O

by paris ;) November 3, 2020

Princess Prudence Of The Penguins

The most peng person in the world.
Own penguins princess of them.
Is like Jesus for penguins.

Michool: i hate grackel
Tyler: Dont you mean princess prudence of the penguins

by Semggsiest mf alive April 18, 2021