Promoshing

A portmanteau of "promise" and "mosh"
'Pro-mah-shing'

Listing something desirable on an online local selling platform (Such as Marketplace or Craigslist) at an obviously undervalued price with the sole intention of trying to get multiple people to rush to the seller, and hoping the desperate buyers will get into a physical altercation to buy the product, for the seller's own entertainment.

Kyle: "Bro!! Someone just listed a MINT well maintained 1991 Honda CR-X on Marketplace for $2K! There's no way this is real."

Sam: "It might be real, but it sounds like the seller is promoshing. If we get there in the next 30 minutes, it might still be there, but you will likely have to fist fight several people for the chance to buy it."

by Jcloveturbo88 August 17, 2023

propoganda music

second best music genre ever

1:hey did you see the new propoganda music that came out?
2:yeah it was fire 🔥

by the nenner September 5, 2023

propodometer

A device for measuring the vastness of a body cavity, typically the anus.

The Anal Propodometer will insert into the anus to measure its depth and circumference

by TxLC00 November 22, 2023

propstitute

The woman standing next to a political candidate for no other reason than to be a stage ornament

“Who is that woman standing next to the candidate speaking ? She looks like a Propstitute”

by anonymous November 30, 2023

propster

A propster is someone who says is ready but always forgets that one important thing.

That kids such a propster, he came to soccer practice but forgot his water bottle!

by LemonCard December 11, 2024

Preposal

It’s almost like a practice round for your wedding proposal, typically this could be the giving of a promise ring in a way that mimics an actual marriage proposal. People who typically do this are teenagers in relationships who legally can’t get married or propose to their significant other so instead of just giving them a promise ring, they go through the motions of an actual marriage proposal with the promise ring.

“Babe I want to get married/ I want to marry you.”
“We can’t legally get married yet we are both only 16.”
“Then I want a preposal.”

by Realaliengirl March 19, 2025

preposteriorous

Revealing an absurd amount of the skin or shape of a person’s backside

Those scrunch leggings are preposteriorous .

by BadNewsBob April 23, 2025