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Pedophile

A creepy or unnervingly friendly person who targets other people in a much younger class than them sexually or romantically.
Onision is a pedophile!
by TheMisterMadam December 27, 2016
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usually a man who stalks his victims and often stares and makes weird comments to them. he also sometimes fantasizes about them and finds out where they live.
Katie: Greg followed me home the other day. I don't want him to know where I live.
*Next Day*
Greg: Hey Katie I passed by you on my way to.... following you home? I'm a pedophile... uhhh BYE!
by missmissy1994 December 18, 2012
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A drink involving a shot of Vodka with a Sour Patch Kid contained within. Down the whole mess in one gulp.

Preferably the vodka will be of the bottom shelf variety, such as Popov, and then filtered through a Brita filter numerous times.
I totally just downed like 30 paedophiles.
by Mike Schapiro December 28, 2005
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paedophile drum

Paedophile drum (AKA: lion's roar/fart machine/groan drum/sweaty-arse machine)

The Paedophile drum consists of an upside-down floor tom with a string attatched to the bottom skin of the drum. The other end of the drum is open. To make a sound, a piece of leather is pulled up against the string so it vibrates and makes an unusual sound.
NB: It may be hard to make a sound if the string is not lubricated first (e.g with rosin, wax, vaseline..)
It can be heard in certain pieces for percussion group and often in orchestral music by the modern composer Varese.
A: Did you just fart?? You dirty bastard
B: No, that was my paedophile drum.
by drummeur March 31, 2010
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R Kelly is your daily pedophile
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lauren is a pedophile because she raped a 7 year old
by noniggaiskshdh February 21, 2020
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Pedophile Whistleblower

Anyone who flames and spams about how Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself.
Pedophile Whistleblower: Jeffery Epstein was murdered by a group of vigilantes protecting children and minors from being sexually exploited. GASP. I could be next@!!!!!
by bogosuperelf October 27, 2020
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