Porch Couch

A couch used on the porch to bask in the sun and watch clouds while tripping balls

Jerry loves using his porch couch in the summer when he's high as a kite

by The world is symbolically burn March 08, 2021

Porch couch

General white trash pride banner!

Nice porch couch jethro!

by Cju178 November 13, 2017

Sail the porch

To spend long periods of time on one's front porch. Usually involves music, conversation and some form of inebriates. May also involve food, especially food produced from a grill.

I'm just planning to sail the porch tonight, you can come hang, too.

by tehamahreha February 28, 2009

sweep the porch

To brush away lint, crumbs, dandruff, etc. away from the pubic hair of an individual prior to performing oral sex.

She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.

by pbrdrunk January 10, 2017

painting the porch

The act of making out in your girlfriends bed instead of painting her mothers porch

Wanna go finish painting the porch?

by spazzyjazzy10102 January 03, 2020

porch ninja

a lazy ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja

by a lazy ninja October 25, 2013

Porch seagull

Want to be gang member

“Omg look at all those porch seagulls

by Duhitsagangmember September 21, 2020