Sloppy Poppy

A sloppy poppy is essentially the sloppiest of all poppy’s. A sloppy poppy is a poppy that simply doesn’t have their shit together and struggles to hold a job down. Aside from consistent unemployment, a sloppy poppy will walk around naked in front of guests, suffer from gout, and suck on the occasional toes of younger girls.

Annie: Bri, your dad is such a sloppy poppy.
Bri: I don’t want to hear it right now, I have a lot on my mind.
Annie: Like what, your credit card debt?
Bri: Stfu, at least my man doesn’t look like Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Annie: Yeah but you still have a sloppy poppy…

by handfootandbun May 26, 2025

Poppy

A poppy is a term used for a firearm

Hey bro get the poppy out the car
Okay bro

by SBK June 5, 2025

Dirty poppy

When he eats you out but throws up in your pussy and it comes out your mouth

George: Let’s do a dirty poppy

Poppy: come here you absolute dawg

by Dangerousfanny April 6, 2023

poppy punjab

a short mexican that works for you to build trumps wall to keep his kind out

thatis poppy punjab

by bigdaddydillcharzarding69420 April 18, 2023

poppy

poppy is a sexy gal with a big bum and boobs xxoxo

holly shit poppys arse is massive

by xzbzbzisjakakakakasksjsjxnxb April 20, 2023

Poppy

A beautiful girl who hates to admit that she is. Shortish blondy brown haired girl who just wants friends. She will be one of the most successful comedians if she tried as she is always making people laugh in some of the most awkward situations. She is very hard to find fend but it is too easy to make her feel like shit. She try’s to keep friends but she always ends up pushing them away. She holds her emotions in then they explode out of her without any control. She will scream at her friends loose many friends too in the process. It kills her inside when she looses her friends.

Dude: damn mate ur gf is cute

Bf: ik she won’t admit it tho
Dude: ahh she must be a poppy

by anonymous April 27, 2023

Poppy

Buck's best Maccies worker. A terrible texter to the point where you question whether they want anything to do with you. Obsesses over ice lollies and has a spontaneous but somewhat decent music taste. Once on call, the Poppy will convince you that she isn't crazy, and reassures one that their past record has nothing to do with them now. If she says slay, be advised and stay away. Poppy is the most beautiful, stunning, gorgeous outrageously perfect human to ever be created. Even God himself questions his perfection when matched with such a Poppy. Fax.

"Wow, look over there, that ought to be a Poppy. Just look at her and her amazing drive through skills.

by EDIT_ID May 6, 2023