Use of maturely worded cliches to imply a level of maturity--of self-possession--that the speaker doesn't actually possess.
"I think your planned casualness rather gauche, rather inconsistent in comparison with your demonstrated behavioral spectrum."
by shadyladyk March 06, 2010
Term describing the pre-meditated set of accumulated difficulties with Apple devices over time. These difficulties include increasingly insensitive buttons/touch screen, as well as an inability to make use of new network capabilities. Devices inevitably become extremely frustrating to use just as the next generation device comes to market.
The home button on my iPhone 4 crapped out just as the sweet new 5 came out. Planned Jobsolescence has compelled me to donate more money to Apple.
by ursus maritimus July 16, 2014
by Purgatory-Reapers right hand June 15, 2017
Aw man, our company had a third round of layoffs! I wasn't laid off and I'm not even looking for another job. I have a captain plan. I'm riding this sinking ship until the very end.
by arkarkark August 17, 2008
by Marty Choad June 08, 2005
by lovelylac January 24, 2008
A Canada-based pop band that originated in Canada in 2000-ish. Though many people hate them and others love them, they have had much mainstream success ever since their first single, "I'd Do Anything" was released. Most people believe they don't deserve the mainstream success because of what their music resembles. Not only is that all, but what is really a mystery is how their fans label them as "punk" and not "pop". The reason for this is because Simple Plan's dress code is black shirt, black pants, etc. This results in confusion on which genre they fit into (Same goes for Good Charlotte). So, because of that, people from all over the world assume Simple Plan is a punk band because of their black braceletc, etc. One reason may be to hide from the fact that they are an emo band. Though it does seem logical, no other emo band has had their fans disapprove of them being emo (except, of course, Good Charlotte). Also, another reason leading why we cannot call Simple Plan a punk band is because..well.. What they sing for. The Sex Pistols would never say "I'm sorry I can't be perfect". In conclusion, Simple Plan is a poser band.
Hey guy's, did you hear the new Simple Plan song?
You mean that emo song I heard on the radio? Yeah.
You mean that emo song I heard on the radio? Yeah.
by Subcon July 11, 2006