west pittsburg

small vilage in PA outside of new castle. this vilage is in no part of pittsburgh and they are miles apart. population consists of old people, and drunks. there are also quite a few potheads that ran strey from new castle. the people here are mostly drama loving. west pittsburg is made up of 1 gas station, 2 bars, a swimming pool, and a resterunt. the younger folk there get bored of the nuthingness there is to do and substatute that nuthing for trouble making. u can find them anywhere from the park, the church (for unholy things), the corner, there "1167", or the stoop. there is at most 10 african americans living in west pittsburg, infact many of its citizens are racest.

person 1: where are u from?

person 2: west pittsburg

person 1: u live in pittsburgh and u go to school in new castle?

person 2: yes because i love waking up at 2 in the morning for that 3 hour bus ride to school

person 1: really?

person 2: of course not, i live in WEST pittsburg. its 5 minnutes down the road

by dmegsiseggs March 29, 2008

Pittsburgh

A city in Pennsylvania that is predominantly inhabited by natives, or college students. All others are probably passing through. The weather is crappy pretty much all of the time, and the sky is always the color grey. Whatever culture Pittsburgh does have is well hidden and not easily accessible. Pittsburgh is lame, and makes people depressed.

Pittsburgh used to be a town full of steel mills. Look, you can still see all of the soot in the sky.

by xtine January 11, 2005

Ron N., Pittsburgh

The man with the key to my heart, even though I'm sometimes still scared to let him in. Also, man who proves the Black man/shoe size myth to be true

When I first talked to Ron N., I knew that my heart was about to be touched.

by A.C.F. July 8, 2003

pitts

What Debbie Fucky calls me.

Debbie: Hey, it's Pitts.
Me: Actually, fuckwit, my last name is Pitt.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Pittsburgh Penguins Hattrick

When a professional hockey player scores 3 goals in one game, the third goal being when the opposing team's goalie is pulled, making it an illegitimate hattrick. Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin have both done this on numerous occasions and are credited with being "goal bitches" after both complaining about Steven Stamkos scoring an empty net goal in his last season to tie Crosby for the Rocket Richard, and Alex Ovechkin shitting on both of them the previous several seasons for the award. They are now made fun of and notorious for scoring empty-net hattricks.

Ah, man! I can't win a Rocket Richard Trophy on my own, so I'm going to score some Pittsburgh Penguins Hattricks to catch up even though they are for pussies who love the limelight!

by nhl_commish November 30, 2010

pittsburgh penguins

Former NHL powerhouse that has fallen on hard times recently. Their bankruptcy has forced them to trade such great players as Alexei Kovalev, Jaromir Jagr, Robert Lang, and Martin Straka. With Mario Lemieux's constant injury problems, the Pengiuns are often an easy two points for opponents.

The Pittsburgh Penguins are so sad; they went from Eastern Conference Finalists to losing 18 straight games in just three years.

by Dewey June 15, 2004

Pittsburgh Pizza

A disastrous or feeble attempt at making what, in other parts of the World, is know as delicious Pizza. They will only sell it as a Pie because they know if you try a slice you will not buy anymore; see capitalism. Although there are exceptions they are often found in the two nice sections of the city called Squirrel Hill and Oakland and not worth naming. The sad part is Pittsburgh Pizza itself is hard to find because the city and metropolitan area is engulfed in Pizza Chains; see Pizza Hut.

I visited Pittsburgh and had to buy a whole damn pie of Pizza and it was horrible! I will never eat Pittsburgh Pizza made by yinzers again, where are all the Pittsburgh Italians, are there any?

by Conisuer January 17, 2011