lazy pineapple

A person who has legit no regard for anything or anyone and likes to believe they are the best and often talks to you in a condescending manner.

Friend 1: "God, he was being such an ass."
Friend 2: "Of course he was. He's a lazy pineapple."
Friend 1: "Agreed."

by TheTubaPlayingWhiteMexican January 4, 2017

pindering

a creepy and sleazy way to pick up a girl, often underaged, and usually assisted by a roofie.

diamond dan was pindering those twelve year olds at chuck 'e cheese last night.

by aar aaron June 26, 2008

pineapple chunks

when you havnt had a wank for a couple months and u let it all out! errr chucky!

mate i had a wank for the first time in a year, pineapple chunks mate!

by robcoxrocks November 1, 2008

pianner

A tinkering saloon style player piano, in true Wild West style.

Usually accomplanied by double hinged swinging doors, a bartender cleaning shot glasses with a dirty rag and busty whores in flouncing skirts and ankleboots.

Commonly known to be rudely interrupted by a 10 step & turn pistol-duel.

1. Gather 'round the pianner and play us a tune, Wheezy Joe.

2. Clarence, get off that pianner you're knockin' the glasses everywhere!

by rangaaa February 7, 2009

Define pineapples

Something only a retard would ask urban dictionary to do

Retard: idk what a pineapple is, so I'm gonna ask Urban Dictionary to define pineapples

by NetPie January 14, 2017

(as) high as a Georgia pine.

Alcohol intoxicated, drunk.

That idiot still ended up getting high as a Georgia pine.

by Light Joker July 11, 2004

Pineapple Chode

A pineapple Chode is when a chode is not so wide then really wide then not wide again.

Evyn had the most unatractive pineapple chode said Mrs. Nash ;)

by BigNipsWallace123 January 22, 2010