pet rock

The Pet Rock likes Fabio. No, he reeeeeally likes Fabio.
by josh green January 6, 2005
mugGet the pet rockmug.

pet

Hey Danielle..yo mama was pet when you popped out of her breeder oven.
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
mugGet the petmug.

Beard Petting

While in the process of the Eiffel Tower, (can only be done when the two males are best friends, otherwise is considered gay) the male railing the vag lowers his hand down, and caresses the other males face/beard. Not long after this, the male pumping the bitches face reaches down with the opposite hand, and soflty pets the railers face/beard. Thus completing the circle . . . The pumper then finishes with a pearl necklace, and video tapes the railer completing a fake punt. After the bitch is kicked out of the house, both males will high five, and follow with a "No Homo."
Male 1: Haha, i can't believe we Eiffel Towered that bitch last night.

Male 2: I know right! It's pretty funny that we threw the Beard Petting in there too.

Male 1: Yeah, she never even knew . . . No Homo right?

Male 2: Oh, yeah man, definitely No Homo.
by WuuM December 4, 2010
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Petting the Kitty

a) To cautiously treat an individual so not to upset them or anger them.
b) To calm down, listen too, and reassure an agitated person.
c) The process of giving someone upset the ”there, there” pat on the back, for a matter that the upset person has overreacted on.
d) Making someone feel better about their incompetence.
Someone (co-worker, friend, etc) makes a mistake, is terribly upset, but not taking responsibility for their mistake. That "there, there" when not needed but will calm the upset person down so that you don't have to deal with there attitude. You are now petting the kitty to calm them down.
by dreamcatcherr9 October 28, 2013
mugGet the Petting the Kittymug.
Chinglish translation of the Chinese saying - 男人不坏,女人不爱. (Real meaning: Ladies like naughty men)

The phrase 'pet pet' means ass in Cantonese slang.

When used in full form, it means that if the guy is not naughty, he will not get ladies (or get laid)
Person 1: Eh, why is that jerk so popular amongst girls?

Person 2: Do you know boy no bad bad, get no pet pet?

or

Person 1: Why am I still single?

Person 2: Ayo you need to stop being a nerd. Remember, boy no bad bad, get no pet pet.
by Historia Rice February 3, 2022
mugGet the Boy no bad bad, get no pet petmug.

pet the weasel

Tarek and Matt pet the weasel every night.
by Nick Amato October 24, 2005
mugGet the pet the weaselmug.

chia pet

people with fucked up afros that look like chia pets
bad kid sittin next to me in java is a chia pet
by TR YOSHIII January 23, 2008
mugGet the chia petmug.

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