A penis (choad) that is bent in the middle, along the shaft, at a 90 degree angle. Can occur naturally, or due to force or through getting caught in a mechanical vice.
My pants wont fit anymore since the accident at the factory. I got a perpendicuload!
I always get weird looks in the men's room when I'm taking a slash, because I have to directly face the guy next to me while peeing. I usually have to explain that I have a perpendicuload. They usually understand and be on their way without a fuss.
I always get weird looks in the men's room when I'm taking a slash, because I have to directly face the guy next to me while peeing. I usually have to explain that I have a perpendicuload. They usually understand and be on their way without a fuss.
by Kalkulon October 4, 2008
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by Raled Lamundsen November 18, 2013
Get the perpendiculated mug.A squalinder that is a tube closed at both ends at a 90 degree angle that is perpendicular to the other end. The perpendiculube can hold a volume less than the capped cylinder of the same amount of material but can hold significantly more than the closed squared ends of a flat package.
The perpendiculube allows the most volume for packaging materials in a tube with only two seams, cutting costs and increasing durability.
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I went to embrace Shannon, but she turned sideways so I only got her shoulder. She’s a perpendicular hugger.
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Get the perpendicular_memes mug.Perpendogular is when an adult dog lays on the bed in a perpendicular orientation to which you're laying.
I'd have slept well last night, but my dog was constantly laying perpendogular to me so I had no room in the bed.
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