premature evacuation

When everyone leaves the stadium at half time because their team is losing so badly. Especially effective term if the losing team makes a huge come-back and wins. Can also be used to refer to leaving a party or concert early just because it doesn't meet your initial expectations then hearing the next morning that it turned out great.

The newspaper reported a substantial premature evacuation in the third quarter, which despite the Bulls' turnaround for a stunning last-minute win, was hard on the team's morale.

by GigiPDX December 29, 2014

Premature Mopifacation

using a mop that is still dirty from the last time you used it

PREMATURE MOPIFACATION

by DaHelpfulUnic0rn June 17, 2015

Premature Evacuation

When people exit a building due to a drill or practice, however no actually emergency is occuring.

For the fire drill the students and staff did a premature evacuation of the school.

by CamIsCoolerThanTori October 26, 2015

Premature Immaculation

Putting Christmas decorations out/up before October, let alone November.

I went to the store to get some booze and all I saw was premature Immaculation. It's September .

by Mephistepheles November 18, 2015

Premature Ecrapulation

letting out a fart, but the fart is in fact a bit of poop

The bathroom was upstairs and I let out a Premature Ecrapulation with letting out a relief fart

by Who8myshoe May 27, 2016

premature star

When you star a level in Mario Maker before you beat it. Typically happens accidentally when trying to start a level over from the beginning.

Aw man, that was a premature star! I wasn't ready to star the level, yet!

by 2CanBot June 9, 2016

Premature Turkjaculation

The act of making a Thanksgiving dinner in early November, as soon as the ingredients are on display.

The moment I saw a turkey on sale at the supermarket, I had a premature turkjaculation and cooked an entire feast.

by Phil Srobeighn January 19, 2016