pedofail

A pedophile who always fails miserably in his/her attempts to attract children.

Old guy: Hey... how's about yall visit me sometime for some popsicles... age doesn't matter to me... I just love the children...
Kids: Err... no thanks (Whisper) What a pedofail
Other kids: Twat

by uniPORN March 13, 2009

Pedo

Someone who likes lewding lolis or likes small children

Hey that guys a pedo , he likes lolis and lewding lolis

by Imsuperduperubergay August 29, 2017

psuedo-pedo

1. a real sikki (usually male) who endlessly searches porn sites for the youngest looking legal aged girls he can find to masturbate to.
2. anyone that searces the schoolgirl tag on cheggit

tigerdogs uploads are popular with psuedo-pedo's.

by hockymaskguy December 14, 2008

Pedo-Pero

19 year old guys contemplaiting 15 year old girls.

"wow, look at that 15 year old hottie.." "but dude, youre 19" "schrew it!" "oh, you're such a Pedo-Pero"

by hvaler September 8, 2006

pedofag

pedo: child; fag: cigarette (British slang)
Cigarettes made from bubble gum flavored tobacco, designed by tobacco companies to appeal to young children.

Tobacco executive: "Get 'em hooked on pedofags before they turn eleven and we've got 'em for life! (villainous snicker)"

by va1erio January 27, 2007

pedo pedi

When you get a child to lick your toes.

Me: "Keep licking... that's right..."

Kid: "Can I go home now, mister?"

Me: "Not until we take the pictures of you with your shirt off! Now get back to licking! Ohhhhh yeah... best pedo pedi ever."

by Spikelee3000 February 5, 2010

Angry Pedobear

Basically, the Angry Teddybear under 18 version.

Ralf: Dude, I gave your daughter the angry pedobear last night.
Bill: What the fuck? Shes 5.

by Your alcoholic father. April 3, 2010