Penguin Shit

The Linux operating system

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

penguin ass

a description of one's behind that either
resembles a penguin's behind's shape or movement while walking

As Mancy walks past her friend, Tom, in the store:
Tom: Mancy you have a penguin ass
Mancy: I know

by noneofyourbeeswax900 February 1, 2009

baby penguin

In India it is widely referred to "Aditya Uddhav Thackeray" or Someone dim wit on higher position because of nepotism.

This baby penguin has no idea about politics.

by Balasaheb September 8, 2020

distorted penguins

kick ass ska band

distorted penguins kick ass!!!

by beatbopper October 26, 2003

former penguin

a dumass who does nothing but flame inteligent linux users who are obviosly smarter than him.

Shut up you stoopid FUD and go back to crashing Windoze you troll.

by Tux OWNZ you June 15, 2003

swamp penguin

A black and white flightless-bird (often described as having a fur coat resembling a tuxedo in appearance) that has strayed seriously out of it's element due to a rare communicable disease known as swamp fever. Few survive.

Be wary of swamp penguins as they are disoriented, agitated, and easily startled. They can strike without warning and have razor sharp poison tipped beaks. Do not approach, or try to entice the creature by imitating a dead fish. Contact local wildlife authorities immediately and surround your house with an unbearable number of garden gnomes and pink flamingos to distract the beast and keep it at bay.

by DingdongsAreForever March 3, 2009

James Penguin

Penguin, James Penguin. A christmas song written by country artist Brad Paisley. He is Santa's spy and helps him out every now and then. Mr. Penguin is similar to James Bond, except he keeps tabs on all the children with his secret spy equipment.

He's Penguin, James Penguin, that dapper little guy. Like a well dressed duck in a three peice tux, he's santas secret spy.

by Jonesdiggity April 5, 2008