Flesh Pretzel

When two persons' peni are tied together

Munchler and Bakedbeans had such a strong flesh pretzel that one was never seen one place without the other.

by The Sage Baconfase September 17, 2008

Passion Pretzel

The space between a girl's asshole and vagina.

She made me lick her passion pretzel, it was salty as hell!

by Captainmorg December 20, 2010

soft pretzel

A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.

My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.

by Jeff Jarrett July 16, 2008

pretzel slut

1)thieving corrupt bitch that buys pretzels then takes your razberry juice YOU bought (without asking)when you were broke.

2)conniving mooching whore thats been around the whole damn town.

3)hooker that eats shitfulls of cookies while whoring out to the max on the telephone with one of her many pimps everyday.

A:'geez, doesnt she ever get tired of being such a pretzel slut?'

B:'guess not, shes been doing that shit ever since she hit puberty'

C:' yah i know, she has an affinity to her pretzel slut dream, cant stop eating'

by umoomooch February 14, 2009

Peeties

A slang term for someone with post traumatic stress disorder

Poor guy, I think he has peeties.

by PRIZE_IDIOT November 13, 2019

sweetie peetie trick-or-treatie

What you should say when you want a sweetie treatie!

Erin: Hey Sissy La-la!

Kristen: I'm hungry.

Erin: Well, go ask mom for a sweetie peetie trick-or-treatie!

Kristen: Great idea! Thanks poopy woopy!

by Sisy La-La October 25, 2009

Peezy

1. Adjective meaning shitty or irregular; commonly used to describe someone's head but can be used differently.

2. Having a smaller head when compared to overall body size.

Sarah: Is that bartender working tonight?

Ash: Which one?

Sarah: The one with the peezy head.

by Hashtag browns October 29, 2014