ghost peen

When his dick is so white that it looks like casper the friendly ghost

Do you know chad? He has a bad case of Ghost peen.

by Cheezitz March 24, 2020

peen-twan

male equivalent of poon-tang

damn i need some peen-twan right about now

by Domo Arigato October 08, 2007

split peen soup

When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.

Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."

by Jack Atrophy August 07, 2022

Poofy Peen

When you use a penis pump on the side of the shaft to make it appear thicker

Have you tried the Poofy Peen trend? It’s like the Jenner lip challenge but for your dick!

by Biznite November 25, 2020

stuck on peen

stuck on peen means to not be able to explain something but it makes sense to you

hey don’t you remember that time that we did that thing that one weekend
“what the actual fuck do you mean?”
sorry i’m stuck on peen

by aspwifi May 28, 2019