Pathetic

arousing pity, especially through vulnerability or sadness

Example: Manny is a pathetic and pitiful excuse for a human.

by Niggato June 22, 2017

patheticness

The amount of pathetic qualities a person has

My patheticness is so big its amazing

by Count big lords September 18, 2017

Pathetic

A person alone in a Friday night

Alone on a Friday night? God, you are pathetic

by Sorvetedenata December 31, 2017

Pathlame

When something is both pathetic and lame

“Dude stop being so pathlame”

by piratejohn December 11, 2018

Patharapon

A person who cooks bacon in the microwave and fucks the bacon. They also love fortnite and anything to do with it. They also finger geese on the weekend and say WATAFAK to anything they think is weird. Patharapons are usually social outcasts because of their weird rituals. They also usually suffer something traumatic in life like a sibling beating them up or being dropped

Do you see that strange guy over there he is a Patharapon

by ACasualDoorMatt January 17, 2019

PATHEVEX

Someone easily annoyed/offended by words of which they don't know.

Get away from my computer, ludite.
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
A ludite, you pathevex. Why don't you look up both of those words before you get yourself hurt.

by Urchin99 February 11, 2019

pathetic ape

Phrase used to describe someone that can’t think straight, is dumb and on the same level as an ape. A low life

All you do is sit at home and play video games. Your such a pathetic ape Ethan.

by ur a crack muncher May 19, 2019