blasted meat patty

When a girls vag is 3-6 inches wide and or brown or purple. Usually found when black girls have lots of "mileage".

I dropped my keys in her blasted meat patty.

by Your black mom July 20, 2009

peppermint patty

when a girl puts a peppermint candy in her mouth and then preforms oral sex on a male

that kid john said that a girl gave him a peppermint patty last night

by XxNOOBxX June 12, 2010

Pattycakes

A woman whom defies all wonder. Spacey, but unique. A woman who loves cakes and pies. A woman who loves life, and has an outstanding notion to live. A woman who wishes to live atop the hill striving to live the good life.

Pattycakes is spacey today!

Someday, Pattycakes will live atop the hill.

We love Pattycakes!

by skijumper711 March 3, 2008

Patty

the sexiest milf ever.

Hey kirsten, Patty is the biggest milf eh?

by jew leveinstine January 18, 2010

Peppermint Patty

Schulz's character from the comic strip "Peanuts." Is always mistaken as a lesbian by people who judge by watching a couple of episodes but does not read the comic strips or watch the rest of the episodes. she is hopelessly in love with Charlie Brown but clearly doesn't have a chance because she is a tomboy, her hair's split ends have split ends, and she has a big nose. If you don't believe me that she actually is in love with Charlie Brown, go on youtube and look up the clip "Poor Sweet Baby Charlie Brown" and you have your answer. She is love with Charlie, not Marcie and is not well groomed or dressed because poor Patricia has no mommy (no one knows who happened to her).

Peppermint Patty, real name Patricia, sleeps all day in her class. Also look up the clip "Peppermint Patty Cries" on youtube, it will tell you she likes Charlie Brown.

by Peppermint Patty+Charlie Brown November 25, 2011

Platypus

Possibly the weirdest animal alive. A duck bill, a beaver tail, and poison spikes.

Three words: God was high...

Child: Dad, what's a Platypus?

Father: Have I ever talked to you about drugs?

by Scottsdale Snoob December 9, 2008

Asian Platypus

When one takes a party balloon or a twisting clown balloon and pokes it into a petite ass hole of a small Asian woman leaving the end tip sticking out. Then the balloon is inflated while it is in the ass hole and pulled out either ripping the asshole or exploding inside the ass.

My uncle gave my sister the Asian Platypus the other day!

by Michael Lynch October 1, 2007