pity titties

when a woman has breasts so large men are no longer aroused by them and actually sympathise with the suffering they cause

'dude, she has some of the biggest pity titties I ever seen, she must have so much trouble with back pain or finding clothes that fit'

by markfitz June 17, 2013

pity sext

Similar to a pity fuck- Texts of a sexual nature between parties, one of whom regards the other's attraction as some degree of pitiful.

Person A is attracted to person B.
Person B is unwilling, unable, unavailable to engage in a physical relationship.

Person B, in a moment of boredom or misguided altruism may indulge in sending or requesting sexually provocative texts or photos.

So you know that crushtomer I said I didn't want to date? We have occasional pity sext, but it won't go further

by A. Siren January 28, 2014

pity likes

On facebook, when you make a witty comment on a person's status and the person likes your comment first, and then, a few minutes later, out of pity for the other people who commented, likes the rest of the comments on her status. This often happens even when you weren't the first one to comment on the status.

I know I shouldn't give a shit, but Miranda gave out pity likes again after I commented on her 7-11 free slurpee status with "never forget." Fuck that bitch.

by mattdoge December 23, 2013

Pity Concert

When a person you are not interested asks you out on a date to a concert of one of your favorite bands. Because you like the band you go, but awkwardly avoid affection throughout the date, and then ditch said person after the concert to hang out and drink with your bros.

Dude, I had to agree to go to a Pity Concert with Laura, I hope she doesn't expect anything because it'll be on valentines day.

I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Peppers last night with Rebecca! It wasn't a date, it was more like a pity concert.

Yo, my pity concert will be at 9, so i'll meet you guys after at the pub!

by Elp3nguino11 March 8, 2014

pity fish

Semi-aquatic mammal whose ugly face and lack of social skills inspires pity and sympathy from those around it.

I saw a pity fish in the pond yesterday and I felt really bad for it, so I gave it 40 bucks.

by Bitch nigga 2 August 4, 2014

Pitydicking

To give favors (usually sexual) to those with small penises, because you pity them.

"I heard Chase Peters was pitydicking Kiel, kinda kinky right"

by puresugar February 17, 2015

pittywink

The sound that a Plover bird makes (that migrates to Hawaii seasonally).

"Pittywink"

by Deisali March 29, 2015