Chunky peen

A slightly odd shaped, chunky penis

Christopher Columbus, is so pristine when he keeps his chunky peen clean

by weenypeenylol November 28, 2017

pornus peen

A very fat creature.

Beware of the pornus peen, he can consume anything!

by Necromancer1000 December 23, 2019

Peen Status

-When you have a Keyboard Warrior among you saying a lot of F**k Boy stuff on a social media platform.

(ex: What the f**k is this Peen Ass Status.)
(ex: why did that F**k boy make a Peen Status.)

by NewPlayer089 September 17, 2019

Peen Bags

boobs. 2 nice fatsacks made for a man to stick his willy between.

Wow that chick has osm big honkin peen bags

by Worm_Y September 23, 2011

peen

one large or oddly small penis with a weird and wonky shape. and is oddly skinny

“damn look at his dick it’s so weird and small.”

“he got himself a peen”

by yungjezuz February 16, 2019

Peen Time

Sex or other sexual activities focused around the peen. Often planned/scheduled and sometimes spontaneous.

Example 1: "Baby, now that you're all limbered up from yoga... you ready for some Peen Time?"
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Example 2: "Hey guys, sorry I can't stay out too late tonight. I got some Peen Time scheduled with the Mrs."

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Example 3 - "Ain't no time like the present! And ain't no present like Peen Time, amirite???"

by Dave. The Man. February 12, 2021

peen

shortened version of "penis". Can be used in just about any context.

Created when picking flowers in Red Dead Redemption

Josh: so what are you doing?
George: picking these flowers so I can get my 100%
Josh: wow................................ PEEN!
George: wait, what did you just call me?!?!?!?

Wow... What a dumb peen

by masterpeen January 25, 2011