Pleasant Hill, CA

Fucking ridiculous. The ghetto people here are from Concord or fucking Antioch or whatever, The niggers are from Oakland , And the middleschools harbor Almost all faggots.No1 does coke, becuz we have to go to fucking Pacheco to get it, shrroming not huge, Officer White likes sticking his molestermousetache in little boys butthole, and the only weed i get here is alright at best.if your moving here wear a thong so u look hot and twice as gud as half tha preppy bitches up in dis White ass hood.

Hi, I go to Pleasant Hill Midlle School,in Pleasant Hill, Ca, and Mr. Roeslin tried to rape me with his dildo.

by AiPapi12345 February 28, 2011

pheasant plucker

pleasant fucker; a corruption first overheard at a Haddasah lunch meeting.

"So, Evelyn, I hear you're seeing Mortie Freedman. He's a pheasant plucker?"

"Yes, Joyce, and a svell dancer, too."

by Supaju August 6, 2008

Pheasant

Fez(è)nt

Adjective

A person that owns a lower trim truck. Such as- Ford XL/ XL Sport/XL-STX/XLT, Chevrolet WT/LS/LT,

Ram tradesman/express/HFE,

Tundra SR/SR5.

Not to be confused with a Pheasant Bird. Generally a poor person

Bow down to my Limited you pheasants!

Nice cloth seats pheasant.

by Tollingdictionary January 25, 2019

Pleasanton

A small town in the bad ass, slightly backwards state of Texas. South of San Antonio, it is where all the "gangsters" who get kicked out of Bear County go to. There is a high percentage of Zombies, Vampires and Werewolves compared to the normal population in this town.

Welcome to Pleasanton:
Where Zombies, Vampires and Werewolves exist in harmony together.

by M3H. July 24, 2009

pasant

1. a visionary genius
2. a shy, but very creative, secretly outgoing person

"i'm a visionary genius!" -pasant
"HECK yeah you are!" -everyone else

by joshuahong April 23, 2018

Pleasanton Squad

Rich, Wealthy, Douchebags that judge others based on anything. And they worship the squad leader.

Niran and Samir worship Kirtan because Kirtan is the group leader.
When an individual doesn't get invited to Pleasanton Squad, Pleasanton Squad meets up and talks shit about the individual that didn't get invited.

by Pleasanton Snake Squad May 20, 2018

pleasantville middle school

a horrible school,

Teachers are up your ass all day

absolutely no privacy

The size of a bedroom closet

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤧🤮

why does it smell like booty hole here

Oh cuz it’s Pleasantville middle school aka home of the rats

by Coochieitches November 7, 2019