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peanutter

I really fancy some peanutter sandwiches
by iliketurtles10 May 1, 2010
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Peanut Buttered My Classes

The act of missing all of your classes schedule for the day. The

wittiness of the phrase comes from the fact that you skipped all of your classes, hence the brand of peanut butter, "Skippy".
Whoa dude Chettle, I bunged up today, I peanut buttered my classes....skippy
by Henrik Chettleburg October 24, 2011
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Peanut Butter Hot

1) Someone or something that is so hot, it makes you unable to talk or walk.

Alternate pronunciation: peanut buttuh hot (Northeast).
Oh my god, did you see the new girl in school? She is peanut buttuh hot!!

After I wax my car, I remember how peanut butter hot I thought it was when I bought it
by DSlim2 January 14, 2012
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peanut blossom

The best Christmas cookie to ever be consumed, consisting of peanut butter-based dough rolled in sugar with a delectably delicious Hershey's Kiss placed in the center.
"Where's Jake?"
"He's downstairs eating peanut blossoms with Allison."
"Is that an innuendo?"
"No."
"Oh."
by yom torke December 10, 2013
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peanutbutterocity

The measurement of the amount of peanut butter a single item has.
Zara: How much milk should I drink with this PB&J sandwich?

Jiff: Well what's the sandwich's peanutbutterocity. If there's a lot then pour a larger amount of milk.
by Pusheenius January 29, 2014
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Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

A prank where you accidentally or intentionally get shit on your fingers (see Peanut Butter Fingers) then shake the hand of a friend (or enemy)
To get even with my ole buddy Brian I believe I'll give him a Peanut Butter Hand-Shake
by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015
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peanut fairy

A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.
These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!
by SmashtonKutcher June 4, 2015
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