1. What guys in San Francisco want to do. Written purposefully as a misspelling of "Marry Todd."
2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
2. Abraham Lincoln's wife
Guy: I was in San Francisco yesterday. Everyone was holding signs that said "I want to mary Todd."
Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
Other guy: I ain't gay so I'll marry Mary Todd instead.
by MaryTodd November 18, 2012
Get the Mary Toddmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>KevinSussman Is Thing One And Todd Aaron Brotze<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A guy who reads haikyuu fan fic and cry’s when one of them dies. His life goal and personality is based off of haikyuu. He’s also a lame bitch who’s gay but can’t get a boyfriend.
by Toddurlame August 18, 2021
Get the Toddmug. Next to being infamous for telling transparent tall tales about video games and his severely stunted short stature, Tiny Todd "Homunculus" Howard is rightfully looked down upon for his dwarflike greed, compulsive Napoleon complex-driven need to micromanage everything going on around but mostly above him and especially for his manletism-induced small-mindedness and short fuse. A fact that is hilariously evidenced by the numerous paintings found in Fallout 4 depicting Tiny Todd "Human Growth Hormone" Howard as the microscopic Little Napoleon that he obviously is. It is rumored that even simple questions and requests, such as: "Are you Todd Howard's son? Where's your daddy, little boy?", "Are you the midget prostitute I ordered? You seem a little short..." or "Give me a high five!" can trigger Todd "Manlet Rage" Howard into throwing a Bagel Boss Manlet level hissy fit. Manlets, when will they learn?
Manmore 1: Do you think that the inclusion of the dwarfed rageaholic jester manlet Cicero in Skyrim was an allusion to Todd Howard's short fuse? Manmore 2: Absolutely! That's as sure as short people got no reason - I would bet all of Todd Howard's high heels on that!
by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024
Get the Todd Howard's short fusemug. Todd can be younger than you
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
Get the Toddmug. .
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