A Michael Steele Second is destined to replace the New York Second as the smallest measurable amount of time in the universe.
A New York Second is defined as the time between a traffic light turning green in New York City and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.
A Michael Steele Second is defined as the time between President Obama leaving the Executive Office of the President of the United States and the firing of Michael Steele as the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.
A New York Second is defined as the time between a traffic light turning green in New York City and the cab driver behind you honking his horn.
A Michael Steele Second is defined as the time between President Obama leaving the Executive Office of the President of the United States and the firing of Michael Steele as the Chairman of the Republican National Committee.
Man 1: If I were offered that job, I’d have said yes in a Michael Steele Second!
Man 2: You and me both!
Man 2: You and me both!
by Politic Ric November 10, 2010
Get the Michael Steele Secondmug. Extremely gay and uncool.
by princessblade January 17, 2005
Get the steel-worker gaymug. A "step above" the infamous "cast-iron stomach", this term refers to a digestive tract that's supposedly so "bulletproof" that the eater can consume virtually anything that's even "remotely edible", such as burned/fermented dishes, food that's gone so stale that "even da dog won't touch it", etc.
A local farmer-family was gonna just toss a whole heaping bushel-basket full of overripe vegetables that they didn't wanna try to sell, but I hastily begged them to let me have the produce, since I have a stainless-steel stomach, and so I really didn't mind stuffing my face on squishy cucumbers, woody-skinned hubbards, and semi-flabby zucchini for da next few weeks, since it saved me something in Food Stamps. A bit of an insipid-tasting chore, to be sure, but fortunately I happen to really like cukes and squash. so it worked out okay for me.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
Get the stainless-steel stomachmug. by Islaisnotpoggers May 31, 2021
Get the Isla Anna Steelemug. Through her quick wit and intelligent sense of humor we can clearly see that she has a "mind like a steel trap."
by HoudiniLAD June 11, 2014
Get the mind like a steel trapmug. To get a great amout of praise and prestige from what appears to most people to be a half-assed effort. A reference to Jeff Koons's 1986 Sculpture, statuary.
I got so drunk friday that I slept till about 10:30 sunday night and threw together the paper/report/etc... last minute. But monday i Rocked it like a steel bunny
by Roarke December 1, 2003
Get the Rock It Like A Steel Bunnymug. Noun}: A Person in the wrong Placedoing the wrong Thing;
e.g.: A Child Molester let into the general population of a prison yard.
e.g.: A Child Molester let into the general population of a prison yard.
"If'in we catch your ass in the yard, you's gonna have so many shanks stuck in it, when we's done they won't be able to tell if it's you, or a Stainless Steel Pork-a-pine!"
by Bruce June 20, 2004
Get the Stainless Steel Pork-a-pinemug.