Corn Picked

The event in which a woman uses a cobbed corn to masturbate.

it was amazing, first I corn picked her then she corn picked herself

by UknowME=D January 13, 2009

Shanghai Corn

The rival brand of Beijing Corn.

Timmy is the co-founder of Shanghai Corn.

by ComeToBrazil85 September 6, 2022

Corn Hatch

The anus. The rectum. The asshole. The bunghole.

She bent over and spread her corn hatch for me so I rearranged her colon.

I need to re-wipe my corn hatch. It’s itchy.

My Grindr hook up had a hairy corn hatch.

I buried my tongue in her corn hatch and made her squirm.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Corn kids

A term that mega faggots in surrounding schools call the kids in Oregon Ohio that doesn’t make sense because we don’t live in corn fields

YoU gUYs arE tHE CoRn kiDs

by lillambo June 24, 2019

corn swapping

Bunghole-scissoring. Also known as Catdoggin' it.

When Dan finally returned from the war, you could hear the thunderous clap of him and his fiance Becky Corn Swapping from a mile away.

by LetMeSmellYourFeet January 25, 2014

corn scale

A system used by men to determine how attractive a woman is and if they would engage in sexual intercourse with the woman. There are three parts to the scale: 0, 1 and Corn.

0= would not have sex

1= would have sex

Corn= would stick a corn cob into the woman's butt and then eat it out of her butt. (Intercourse will generally precede this event).

The most attractive women will warrant the "Corn" status.

Dude, I want to corn that chick so bad.

She's definitely a 1 but I wouldn't corn her.

Corn city!!!

Use the Corn Scale bro.

by Mr. Cornster January 12, 2013

Corn patty

When your minding your own business on a back road downtown, and see a huge pile of Shit on the sidewalk.

"Hey joey, wheres the.. HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THIS.. EWW!!"

"Dé Merè, warned us of sniffing around for those corn pattys everywhere"

by 13AquaOrbit May 18, 2019