Climbing the trees

You want to get something that you can never get, you fall down and get a scratch on your external auditory meatus.

Taylor is climbing the trees while writing a paper.

by Gamergurl2000 January 28, 2019

half tree

when someone doesn't chop down the entire tree in minecraft so just the leaves and a few logs are left.

yo, can y'all stop leaving half trees in the server? it looks terrible smfh.

by kkuso July 7, 2019

Baguette Tree

The infamous Baguette Tree created by the founders of the Baguette Gang, a teenage friend group.

Have you seen the baguette tree yet?
The Baguette tree is growing quickly.

by Ocular_Colombo March 28, 2019

Tree-Leafin'

Incredibly cool, to the point where it is like one is floating over the tops of trees in a forest and sees everything around them.

That concert last night was tree-leafin', I've never seen a live performance be that good before.

by Mally Cat May 2, 2010

tree job

When a female (usually of less than average attraction ) uses a tree, limb, or any other non edible organic substance to reach orgasm.

Ugly Amber got caught giving her self a tree job in the park.

by nrgoonit August 14, 2015

wisdom tree

Wisdom Tree (n). A company publishes "unlicensed" Nintendo games (notable for their infamous "Bible Games") that many people are PISSED about it! No-one's fuck with them, not even Chuck Norris.

Bible Adventures for NES and most Wisdom Tree games suck ass! I can't stand them no more! I'd rather fuck a porcupine and shove a cactus up my ass. I'd rather slurp crap oozing out of a warthog's anus hole. It's just a bunch of poopy diarrhea doo doo ass shit.

AVGN: "Wisdom Tree said: "Let there be shit!" and there was shit!"

by Nintendo_JCT October 26, 2013

Seductive Tree

The tree of Knowledge(The apple tree from the bible)

Eve could not resist the seductive tree.

by The raddest person ever March 4, 2009