Strip Club Tux

What a creeper wears to a strip club/gentleman's club/titty bar. Which consists of a long sleeve Tee or thermal shirt, sneakers or Tim's(work boots) and the most important article of the attire... The swishy pants(running pants made of wind breaker material) these pants are worn so that when he goes of a lap dance or couch dance he feel everything against his erect penis, and even cum in his pants and it won't leak through so his dancer of choice is none the wiser of his climatic explosion. The beginner or inexeperienced patron will have on actual sweat pants, he will quickly realize his mistake when he sees a nice wet spot in the groin region.

His creeper ass went to the 'titty bar' wearing his "strip club tux", pre-stocked with $1 bills to get his rocks off.

by Rlee4123 January 7, 2013

Sunset Strip Diaries

A crazy ass book about a girl who hung out on the sunset strip in Hollywood- funny, scary, entertaining, real shit.

"Have you read the Sunset Strip Diaries"?

"That shit was crazy..."

by Cray Cray 89 September 11, 2012

Alaskan Landing Strip

A girl who has shaved her pussy in the "Landing Strip" fashion, and in addition has dyed her pubic hair white.

"Dude her Alaskan Landing Strip was as white as the snow outside!"

by Pussyeater 5000 August 9, 2012

Strip-club flashbang

When they turn the lights on before closing the club and you're already disoriented from the loud music and being drunk and the lights blind you.

Guy:I know they're closing but I need to sit for a second.

Friend:strip-club flashbang?

Guy: Yeah I can't see or move.

by Deadb4uhearit September 8, 2013

MMMMM CHICKEN STRIPS

A very slang saying used by the native orangutans of new jersey. This saying is used to say that you are ugly and you have to face it.

The Orangutan Replied, "MMMMM CHICKEN STRIPS" To the young orangutan just before it threw itself off a cliff.

by sussy.baka May 15, 2022

american stripped mullet

A fish also known as a snook. A name given to snook when caught out of season.

" Hey man im bringing home some american stripped mullet...good thing its june!"

by speckled day cat June 18, 2011

tape off strip

The term Tape Off Strip usually used in. Uk Drill Songs, this refers to taping off a strip/road with police tape this would be due to a murder taking place so the Metro Police would place tape on the road, taping off the strip this is used to show that the people singing are active in the streets.

, - “You won’t understand till you take that risk and tape that strip”- Suspect Thrill

1: ayo you heard bout the malis tape off strip in camden
2: yeah that shit is tapped

by youngmurder2trappy October 4, 2022