alpha chi obesa

The sorority of Alpha Chi Omega, who used to be hot, but then they got fat. God Damn.

Those bitches in AXO are fucking fat now, they are forever known as Alpha Chi Obesa.

by Hugh G. Rection March 24, 2005

Obesity

The act of being over weight. Over eat in execess of more than 20 pund of that of your friends ( if you have any )

Some examples of obesity is Oprah, Curstieally, Thomas Paxton Memeber of Cast on Ductape show.

by Cleve Jack April 15, 2006

obserd

Repetitive and unproductive behavior or actions.

see: abserd

obserd? abserd? obserd? abserd? obserd? abserd? Who the hell do I have to fuck to stop this spell-checker from flagging the word absurd?

by jonkatz January 27, 2009

Observance

Noticing or seeing your crush or person thats hot.

Michael had observance for his crush, Jenny. “She’s hot in her bikini..”. He said.

by MistyFanWithHypnonodirtystuffe February 10, 2019

digital obesity

Information hoarders with a ferocious appetite for data.

Digital obesity can be used to describe people with full ipod's, mobile phones, digital camera's etc who refuse to delete old or unwanted data in case they need it in the future. The same people can often be found trying to fill 400GB Hard Drives with junk, just because the space is "there". Also relates to software packages that are needlessly large and over complex.

by Ben Crawford1 July 28, 2007

Maximus-Obesitus III

The state of obesity at which there is no hope of recovery. Friends and family might as well order a piano box and hope it comes before the individual dies. The individual must be kept in a garage to insure access of heavy machinery for the removal of said persons earthly remains. The existence of this individual is beyond worthless; it is a negative value to society. Streets may have to be shut down as cranes bring the remains to an open field. The only benefit from their burial is that the displacement of dirt is so great that many sledding hills can be formed from it. However, they have achieved no points in life and we can only hope that God sends them to hell to sweat off all their fat before allowing them to crowd up heaven.

Holy Cow! Have you seen Maxwell lately? He is totally looking like a Maximus-Obesitus III

by Dugz May 8, 2010

obes

fat...way fat. derived from "obese"

"Hun, he's way too obes to make it in Hollywood, she needs to lose 100 lbs, ASAP."

by chezmiko March 12, 2005