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He's not playing with a full deck

Yet another way to call someone a fucking dumbass.
Person 1: hey man look at that douche-bag with the popped collar who is wearing aviators inside at night.

Person 2: He's not playing with a full deck
by Con#1 July 19, 2012
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The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008
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a bit not good

Used in the first episode of BBC's Sherlock, Sherlock says, after asking why a woman would STILL be upset by the death of her daughter, "Not good?". John Watson responds, "A bit not good, yeah."
Later, it became a fanfiction tag, usually on Archive of Our Own, depicting a character in a not very good mental state
Mycroft is A Bit Not Good
"That angst fic had me in tears. Sherlock was a bit not good and John was trying to help him but he was ALSO a bit not good"
by Luna Holmes-Watson May 12, 2020
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not playing with a full deck

an expression used to indicate that a person isn't very smart

see also - not the brightest bulb on the porch, not the sharpest pencil in the drawer, a few bricks shy of a load,
Little Davey tried to iron his short & curlies (he's not playing with a full deck).
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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not here for a haircut

To express that one is there for a generally understood reason. Should not be used in hair salons
(sit. in a pub)
Lukas: Hey man do you want another beer?
Peter: Not here for a haircut mate
by repeter84 August 23, 2008
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Thats a try not to laugh moment

When is something is funny so you refer to a stupid reaction channel whos goal is to try not to laugh since they rake in 1,000,000+ views
Yo, Thats a try not to laugh moment if I've ever seen one.
by chiefsosaboy December 12, 2019
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Not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea

One of the best blogs on tumblr, pretty sure they're a god. They also seem immortal??
Oh man I only have coffee, not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea will not be happy...
by Fluffibon December 10, 2018
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