The sport that uses TWO BALLS! Includes some of the best minds in engineering, and incredibly tough (for the most part) MEN who are willing to risk life and limb to bring people an exciting sport.
"NASCAR is stupid."
"Dude, NASCAR uses TWO balls, smart people, and tough (for the most part) men who know what they are doing.
"Dude, NASCAR uses TWO balls, smart people, and tough (for the most part) men who know what they are doing.
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Euphemistically used to replace wanking or a hand job. Imagine holding a cup of Nescafé in your hand. If your imagination can't stretch to Nescafé, Aldi value granules will suffice. Then imagine shaking someone's hand with it. Then see what you've just done in reality. You see.
The whore gave Hugh the old Nescafé Handshake before selling her story to the classy upmarket newspaper 'The Sun'.
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Get the Nicantra mug.The "sport" that all white trash loves. Watch as 43 drivers perform an exciting attempt at turning left for 4+ hours. Caution flags are thrown when wrecks happen, but most of the time it's because a harmless segment of a 4 day old cigarette is found on the track. Pit stops are made too. This is when the drivers cars are having a hard time
turning left or running out of gas. It is also an indicator of how much air pollution is being put in the air from 43 cars. Dale Jr wins every single time.
Danica Patrick loses every single time. The reason white trash attend these events is because they have to celebrate over their last deer kill by watching cars turning left. Often times in the bathrooms, there is nothing but shit in the urinals and piss in the toilets. This is the only place where the women's bathroom is grosser than the men's because of the blood addition. People who come here spend all their yearly savings of $30 to watch cars turn left. They can't afford any extra overpriced clothes, hats, etc. Don't get me started on the $10 toy nascars they sell at the races. This pretty much sums it all up.
turning left or running out of gas. It is also an indicator of how much air pollution is being put in the air from 43 cars. Dale Jr wins every single time.
Danica Patrick loses every single time. The reason white trash attend these events is because they have to celebrate over their last deer kill by watching cars turning left. Often times in the bathrooms, there is nothing but shit in the urinals and piss in the toilets. This is the only place where the women's bathroom is grosser than the men's because of the blood addition. People who come here spend all their yearly savings of $30 to watch cars turn left. They can't afford any extra overpriced clothes, hats, etc. Don't get me started on the $10 toy nascars they sell at the races. This pretty much sums it all up.
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