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nikita bags

soft filmy plastic shopping bags (aka; urban tumbleweeds)

here is one sure to be rejected, because it requires a bit of imagination!...

having developed a rigid system of 'control' for my rapidly growing collection of plastic shopping bags due to being terrified of being buried (AND suffocated!) under them, i 'hearkened' back to the 1950s'; where russian premier nikita kruschev once stated: "WE WILL BURY YOU"!!, referring to the russian/american situation. -ALMOST about as scary as amassing these bags and having them 'float' anywhere and everywhere!!
john had to get control of his nikita bags, he couldn't have one landing on top of the baby's HEAD!

the nikita bag got caught on john's corvette tailpipe and proceeded to melt and stink!

jim, the marine biologist reached into the tortoises' throat and pulled out a nikita bag

the guy who wrote the definition of nikita bags needs one held over his head for a few minutes!!
by michael foolsley September 6, 2011
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Nikita

A Nikita is a girl that is such an attention seeker and has no friends because she's so obnoxious- not to mention how ugly and stubborn she is. She is two faced and is a slut that has a different boyfriend every day. She doesn't treat her friends the way they should be treated and she thinks she's better than everyone else. She always has to be right and doesn't like to admit it when she's wrong. A Nikita claims to be something she's not just for attention.
'Oh my goodness! Whose that girl that thinks she's all that?!'

'Thats definitely a Nikita..STAY AWAY!'
by NH4E2403 February 7, 2014
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nicktoons

nick's graet originals well mosy of them
catdog is cool
rocko and zim suck
by buttuglyothered the man October 20, 2003
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Nikita

Nikita is a retard
by NikitaIsGay27 November 21, 2019
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nicki minaj

A "Pop Star" known for her Fake big ass and breast.
"Did you see nicki minaj new photo shoot? " . NO, I bet her ass got even bigger!
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Nikita

Very fake unfriendly person. She can be your best friend one day and hate you the next. Never know when to trust her. Stupid thot.
Oh my god Nikita was just shit talking about her best friend.
by you.know.who.lol April 17, 2018
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Nickin'

The disappointed act of sitting on the bowl to tell a pointless story.
Dude, your Nickin' the bowl.
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