nice bald lady

A women who is nice, bald and plays chess.

Wow dude look at that nice bald lady. And what a shiny head.

by ch3ssmasteer August 29, 2009

Nice Socks

A trick you use when attempting to confuse an annoying shitbag so he'll back the fuck off or to find weakness. If he looks at his socks, he's a weak piece of shit. If he doesn't, there's no way you'll break him.

"suck a dick"
"nice socks" (he looks)
you snicker and walk away as he stands there, confused.

by geniusJTDubbz February 7, 2018

Nice Pipes

Can sing rather well

Dude you hear her? She got nice pipes

by DopeRetail January 4, 2014

nice tooth

Way to compliment a hillbilly.

Dat der sho is a nice tooth Jimy Joe.

by EH of HB November 10, 2007

Nice Mack

What guys say when one of their friends is flirting with a girl and she's flirting back. A congratulation of sorts. Usually paired with a nod, high five, or thumbs up. The girl is usually blatantly unaware of the meaning of said exchange.

Guy: *flirts with hot chick*
Hot chick: *flirts back*
Guy's man friends: Wow, nice mack!

by Chick12345678890 May 17, 2009

nice shorts BITCH

created by a very cool San Francisco couple which has turned into a response to haters, without any allusion to actual, shorts.

or can also be used as the closer of a conversation when you and your girl are trashing another girl

you: "did you hear she wants to get lapband? ever heard of exercise?"

friend: "yeah hella lazy."

you: "nice shorts BITCH."

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you: "are you drinking another soda? i swear you drink like 5 a day. caffeine is horrible for you & i feel like soda is for trashy whores"

friend: "wow. nice shorts BITCH."

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by pandacakes November 5, 2010

Niceguy

Niceguy, not to be confused with a nice guy, a male who is nice, a niceguy is a beta male who can’t get laid and thinks that they can pick up women by talking in old timey English and worshiping the ground they walk on. Similar to a whiteknight, they will defend women and act as if they are the most fragile little things who might crack or shatter if any minuscule harm may come they way, as they believe all women are “queens”. They are the absolute appitomy of beta male and will always be stuck in the friend zone because no women would ever find this attractive. They blame their lack of success on jocks and jerks who they’re love finds attractive, stating how women only like men who are jerks.

Niceguy: “g’day m’lady. Haveth thee the best of days.”
Girl: “ oh yeah. See you later Niceguy.”
Jock: “dame girl let’s get out of here.”
Niceguy: “why do girls only fall for jerks”

by Klid_Lid December 25, 2018