Net-Spear

To look something up on the internet, To pluck a piece of information from the online ocean.

Johnny - Hey Alf, Who won the 1964 World Series Of Rooster Smashing?

Alf - I dont know, Let me Net-Spear it for you

by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011

Nugget Net

Another name for Underwear or panties.

I ate some mexican food and I think it was bad, because I just farted and destroyed my nugget net.

by phid November 17, 2014

run to the net

go out to tell people everything bad detail in a relationship after breaking up

omg don’t run to the net about our business

by kaylaavalueherself March 5, 2024

Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.

Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.

by Mike109999 January 31, 2022

net biter

someone who bites swag on the internet

"did u see axxturels insta? i wanna dress like him!"
"ur a net biter dude.."

by gang money September 5, 2023

Net

A male who is still a virgin at an age older than 25.

Wait you’re a net!! Sorry that’s a deal breaker.

by Paris Darling June 11, 2018

3th december-no gay e-net day

u can go as far a gay as u want in 3th december by online

Me: can i fuck u in e-sex
friend: no im not gay and plus not american and plus not 7yr
Me: its 3th december 3th december-no gay e-net day u can go as gay as u want with no being homo

by Iamdongo December 3, 2023