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Ama-nesia 

The experience of receiving a package from Amazon you forgot you had ordered
You don’t remember ordering anything from amazon? You must have ama-nesia
Ama-nesia by Caspergrl October 1, 2018

Hobo-ish-ness 

Some words just aren't words for a reason.
Laura: "Hobo-ish-ness is a word!"
Matt: "Use it in a sentence."
Laura: "There is definitely something hobo-ish-ness about that hobo."
Matt: "I now feel dumber listening to you."
Hobo-ish-ness by TheQuietMan November 20, 2009

Valentines-less-ness 

A term used to describe not having a valentine on Valentine's Day. Often leads to depression and sleep deprivation. Many people are subject to Valentines-less-ness because they are the "Just friends" kind of person.
Jack: You got a Valentine, too??
Patrick: yep..
Jack: Shit, I'm depressed..
Patrick: Dude, your valentines-less-ness is bumming me out.
A large man that loves to drink cheap liquor, gyrates when nervous, and eats everything in his path. He sometimes stores small porkchops in his bellybutton.
I went over to Nesia's and he was celebrating an LSU touchdown by gyrating uncontrollably while hammered
Nesia by Stranger_4407 December 16, 2011
Greater than the epic fail, the Nessie Fail or Epic Nessie. Commonly used within reference to Scottish Failures
You just NESSIE FAILED!

You Epic Nessie!!!

Just give up and accept failure Nessie!!

Or Do a Nessie!
Nessie by Prophets Of Norris! September 7, 2009

Poca-Hawt-ness 

Super-cuite native american girl, e.g. "Pocahontas", as when portrayed by Q'Orianka Kilcher. Derived from the related term "hawt."
Garth: if you were a Native American girl, you'd be Poca-hawt-ness...
Wayne: She can't be Poca-Hawt-ness; Q'Orianka Kilcher already is.
Garth:party time! excellent!
Poca-Hawt-ness by D-spot, September 6, 2008