washed up willy nelson

a dick that has had so much sexual arrousment in a short period of time that it is unable to carry on in its current physical state

"i had sex with three hoes and my wang has been limp all week

by adam is a sexy SOB February 18, 2005

Kentucky Full Nelson

why'll laying on your back have your sister in a full nelson and have anal sex.

The Kentucky full nelson. Pinned ya sis!

by i have a giant January 23, 2010

nelson

N. someone who smokes weed and has more fun doing boring everyday things rather than doing something exciting

Girl 1: Damn, I was smokin' with this guy last night. We got really high, i wanted to bone, but all he wanted to do was watch t.v.

Girl 2: Wow, what a nelson. Sounds boring

by Drake Fisher February 8, 2009

Nelson Manbrella

English rhyming slang for umbrella.

It is raining, better get out my Nelson Manbrella.

by Jimladen22 November 9, 2007

Nelson middle school

filled with hella asians but the only relevant onez are rida manu sahej om and aryan everyone likes titus and ava . they sports teams are okay but tha school filled with hella drama and it’s very irrev like nothin compared to griffin or pearson. 👀

Ew nelson middle school 🤢

by ih8everyone18 May 24, 2020

[Patrick Nelson]

The flyest mutherfucker alive. Has awesome girlfriend. He is a fly mutherfucker

Did you see Patrick Nelson today? He's a fliy mutherfucker..

by The one you call satan October 17, 2008

nearsightedness

adj.

Used to describe someone who looks at things biased, without taking into consideration the grander scope of things. Focusing on one point, and sticking with it, oblivious to other factors effecting the situation.

So and so blamed another person for flaming whilest that person was only defending ones self. So and so was demonstrating nearsightedness by not fully understanding the entire situation.

by Jeff560-54653 January 2, 2006