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stepping on my dick

If I don't stop stepping on my dick, I'm going to get fired.
by Dude from 'dena August 4, 2016
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"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"
by mattwinwood March 10, 2023
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Suck my dick in Macy's window

You want me to do what?!?!!! Suck my dick in Macy's window.
by Cleonefertiti May 23, 2022
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Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.
Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!
by armerlinsea April 17, 2022
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stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation
I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one
by a_dibax11 September 2, 2016
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Word to my dick

to agree or add emphasis to a claim
“he’s so cool ”
Dude no way
“No word to my dick he’s the coolest guy in the grade”

“Yo word to my dick I love you guys”
by P1mpd4ddy September 20, 2022
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choke the head off my dick

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009
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