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Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS)

A method of using a fictional persona, on anything from social media to legal documents. Often only effective for short periods with longer term consequences including delusions of grandeur, schizophrenia, paranoia, dissociation from friends, family and, ultimately, reality.
It had been a last ditch attempt to bond with his father, enjoy the countryside and conquer a mountain together. He had hoped to heal many wounds but his incessant use of the Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS) over the years had left him incapable of forming honest social bonds and he was left taking selfies below the clouds he had once aspired to surpass.
by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall August 6, 2023
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Green Mountain Mustache

Being on the recieving end of a St. Albans Snickers
Dude, my face is so chocolately from that St. Albans Snickers, do I have a Green Mountain Mustache?
by Dorkus Vermontus October 15, 2008
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Cockstache (Cock Mustache)

When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.

If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler
How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr
by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011
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Bleach your mustache

Slowly and precisely secrete your manly fluids on your friend's mustache when he's not conscious.
Jim: "I'm going to have another shot."
Brock: "Okay, but if you pass out I'll bleach your mustache."
by AbNb June 12, 2013
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70's porno mustache

When s man's pubes were huge and unshaven like in old porn
Tim's bush was so big he had a 70's porno mustache
by Gold barz July 26, 2016
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mustache-ride

When a girl sits on the face of a guy with a mustache and he gives her oral sex.
During sex, Lisa sat on Tom's face and got a mustache ride.
by Seth P July 22, 2005
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don't touch the mustache

This is the easy way to remember how to say "your welcome" in Japanese "don't touch the mustache" (dou itashimashite)
"arigatou" (thank you) " Don't touch the mustache" (your welcome)
by TJStoner September 7, 2007
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