shmuel moppet

the act of a rubbish person doing anything rubbishly, or embarassing.

'holy mother of jesus i've only gone and done a shmuel moppet'

'rik waller? shmuel moppet more like!'

'someones done a shmuel moppet' (as the smell of poo poo fills the air)

'have you seen that rubbish olephont costume, the designers a right moppet, its embarassing really, i mean blooming hell its really very crap,

by adinosaur December 15, 2009

Buck and Moppet

When you fuck someone so hard but end up ejaculated violently on the floor, and, to keep shame from besmirching your dojo, use your partner's hair to mop up the subsequent sticky situation.

I wanted to just fuck and bop it, but I ended up having to buck and moppet instead. Pathetic. I'm going to drink bleach now.

by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder March 24, 2017

Muppety

Its when a crazy dumb bitch comes busting into the crib randomly all the day act like a huge who bag and being real dumb and crazy about everything

Yo Joe, Tori busted into the crib again acting mad muppety again this bitch is for sure crazy

by TWO TIMER February 5, 2010

Muppethead

1. The term for an adorable girl you meet at large scale festival such as Burning Man. She wears a furry hat with googly eyes in it and is notorious for swooping in and making you fall in love with yourself.

2. A sweet person who supports you and your passions.

I was feeling bad about myself until I talked to the Muppethead over there. She really made me think.

by Kkaufman August 28, 2016

mumpet

mouth + trumpet

making a trumpeting noise with the mouth by buzzing the lips together

John, will you please stop playing the mumpet while I am trying to study.

by Trombonest June 28, 2009

muppetty

Gen's description of her fellow coursemates

they are a bit....muppetty

by Capt. Rik February 17, 2005

Muppetese

Speaking so excitedly no human can understand what you are saying, usually causing nearby dogs to whimper in pain.

When I told her she was fat on the inside, she started talking in Muppetese. Like I understand that shit.

I don't speak Muppetese.

by Tony Danza Badass Mafia Poop July 16, 2010