Morrison's Pimp Shack

Rm 126 in Maloney High School, where Gordon "Flash" Morrison pimps mad hoes son. He got them buckwilin' all up is his grill. He bump n grinds w/ them til the break of dawn, then hands out quysics phizzes to his students and talked about Social Security while occasionally wincing/twitching his eyes.

Smack ma bitch up. I like the stock market.

by bittithoe May 5, 2005

Morris

To tell a story about a person present that, at first, seems to be derogatory, but turns out to be complementary. (ant. left handed compliment)

I thought I was gonna kick his ass, but he morrised me and I totally scored with that chick.

by Oengus June 27, 2011

morris

To pick up all the cash and pay by credit card when dining with a group at a restaurant.

Dudes, I'm short on cash so I'm going to morris the bill

by Julia Buftowski June 21, 2006

morbi

One who steals cookies

Synonym for cookie monster

Who stole the cookies from the cookies jar?
MORBI stole the cookies from the cookie jar

by Me March 13, 2005

Jim Morrison

He is life. A magnificently brilliant and attractive man from the 60's, was the lead singer of the doors and died too young and too soon. He was a poet and an artist. You'd be lucky to know Jim Morrison. He held a lot of hurt in his heart from his childhood and that was his downfall. The doors was the music that truly shaped rock and roll for future bands and will remain classic and legionary

Wow I love the doors and especially Jim morrison. Hes such a babe

by yourforeverisallthatineed March 12, 2015

morbisitie

An obese amount of morbidity.

The Defects comics have more morbisitie than the Turbulence comics.

by Vlilris January 15, 2015

Morbistan

The greatest country that ever existed, inhabited by Jared Leto himself. Morbistan has a population of 27 morbillion morbs (people from Morbistan) and is famously known for being the filming location of the cult classic sony box office hit "Morbius". It is an extremely popular pilgrimage where billions of humans journey to just to see the place where Dr Michael Morbius said his most iconic line "Its Morbin' time"

"Hey boss, im gonna take 6 months off, you better pay me while im gone"
"Hey! I wont allow you to do that!"
"But im doing my pilgrimage to Morbistan!"
"oh very well then, i apologise profusely"

by anonymous January 8, 2023