Mobone

A traitorous slime bag scape goat who ruins you life even though secretly, he doesn't exists.

Originating from wrong finger positioning on a keyboard spelling no one.

"I got fired because fucking Mobone ratted me out for microwaving a can of coke"

by Mechalekahighmechhinnyhinnyhoe August 2, 2012

Monet

A person who looks hawt from afar, but is the total opposite up close.

Cheryl: Ugh, I don't know why Jake is going out with Samantha. She is such a Monet.

by Marisol Tan May 20, 2013

monet disease

When a person looks good from far off but looks aweful close up. Like a Monet painting, looks good from a distance but a jumble of brush strokes up close.

Driving down the road you see a hot chick from a distance... But when you get close you discover she's old or ugly ...she has Monet disease!

by David Jag November 24, 2013

monetary keener

1. A keener that does what he needs to do in order to graduate.

2. A keener motivated by monetary stimulus from mentors or family.

Steve Naylor is only taking college courses while still in high school to please his grandparents. He's such a monetary keener.

by Fensk January 1, 2014

monegry

money hungry

I want to overtake this beautiful land because I'm a monegry poop who isn't into sustainable resources.

by holathere August 11, 2015

moaner boner

When a girl's pubic hair looks like a penis.

Reilly Reid has a massive moaner boner.

by Swag_boy737:74$;!&; January 1, 2016

Moneesexual

The sexuality that is identified with people who date other genders or anything for money and/or higher reputation than others. Moneesexual people aren't attracted to others that stay in the same routine. They are most likely to break up. But Moneesexual people are also identified as gold diggers. Their are bounded to any connection or feeling towards money only. Love for them is strictly money only. They are also willing to take chances of getting money. Even compensated dating.

Did you know Janett is moneesexual. She is being defined that because she's dating Lorraine because of her Dad's wealth and money.

by Monaesexualover September 10, 2016