matebah

matebah (pronounced weeb) the texan, mod-hungry white washed paki who hates being in everyones stream but stays for the attention of her lover adil who has eyes for literally ANYONE else. the fucking midget sucks the nipples off of adil, and harasses anyone else who speaks with him.

boy 1: hey twitch chat how you doing
girl 1: hey wheres adil i want him
boy 1 :quit being such a matebah GOSH!

by 6ROWNIE August 21, 2022

materboating

motorboating but with your friends(mates)
fun for groups!!!
try it with your gal pals today

ello barbara we’re avin a group wank and a good ol’ materboating. cum join us

by eat out to help out January 1, 2023

beast material

A buff boy eho is fit enough to fall into the beast catergory

Usher... now that's what I call beast material

by BeAsTeSs November 21, 2004

tailgate mate

The complete stranger you meet on the expressway that you follow for long distances at the same speed. Useful as a deterrent for police officers or even as an auxiliary form of cruise control. Although the two of you have never met, a special bond is formed which heightens as the distance you travel together increases.

I'm glad I found that tailgate mate on my way to college. If it wasn't for him I would have never slowed down in time for the fuzz.

by koruptwon February 4, 2010

almost mater

a college or university you attended long enough that you should have graduated, but didn't.

Of course I root for Cal, that's my almost mater. I spent 5 years there, partied a lot, never did graduate.

by western_addy April 1, 2010

sementitious material

Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.

CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.

INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.

by the dawgie July 6, 2010

Shit Mate

A friend that bails on plans.

A designated drive that ends up drinking.
A person that moves cities for no apparent reason
A close friend that blows you ex in a club toilet.

You are a SHIT MATE

by shitttttmatttteeee June 21, 2011