mitch goertzen

To many, Mitch is still a mystery, but to his psychiatrists, they believe he can still be saved.
See also "hardcore"

That's almost as hardcore as Mitch Goertzen.

by Hinkley September 5, 2008

Mitched

Mitched; to surpass being high, stoned, blitzed or fried.

Jenna: I smoked so much marijuana last night... I was Mitched out of my mind. You should have been there.

Mia: You must have been really Mitched. I was there with you.

by Mitched April 23, 2017

Mitch

Mitch loves a good pie and can shovel them down quicker than he can run.

Mitch is here he wants 3 stake and kidneys

by 0162 October 30, 2019

Mitch Mitch

Mitch Mitch - a young girl, who tends to be ginger, and loves willay. Her dad tends to be called Bryan and goes by the name of bry and is normally more attractive than Mitch Mitch herself. Also pretty good hugs but wish she was smaller, solid 8/10

Oh god look it’s a ginger, looks like Mitch Mitch!

by LittleFella1 July 12, 2021

Mitch

the male form of Karen

I was at Chili's and I saw this Mitch who thought the guacamole looked too green push nachos off the table and ask for the manager.

by theajishow April 17, 2021

Mitch

Mitch a man bitch, has no friends and doesn’t hop off xbox a loser who has a small dick, don’t be a Mitch

Guy 1 - yo you have a small cock
Guy 2 - yeah I have a Mitch I’m a loser and a gay cunt like mitxh

by anonymous November 5, 2021

TT Mitch

someone who is so incredibly dead at football that they can miss an open net 2 metres out

player 1: he's got an open goal
player 2: don't worry its TT Mitch

by tichmiller101 November 16, 2020