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Adam 'scruff' Mitchell

A pronoun used to describe parentless, virgin, rag head wearing, yellow teeth stained, smegma riddled, shit flicking, fag ash snorting, turna baccy smoking, rodents that can't afford essential items in day-to-day society in order to survive which usually means they are extremely skinny, ragid, stinky and uncleanly.
You heard of that fella from Aberdeen? He's a proper "Adam 'scruff' Mitchell".
by 100% floyd May 28, 2025
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the place where all the depressed emo girls go to cry their hearts out. also the place the potheads and nic addicts go to hit a bong/hyde in the bathroom. usually this happens in the open room, with risk of a teacher walking in at any moment. why do they do it here you may ask? because it’s the bathroom with the best ventilation. the girls usually sit on the bathroom floor (in the stalls this time) and sob their hearts out while listening to mitski.
do you wanna go to the nichols mitchel hall locker girls bathrooms and smoke a joint?
by privateschoolbxtch25 November 9, 2021
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Mitchell

Guy one: yooo who’s that
Guy two: that’s Mitchell some fat retard
by Mitchellslovepony November 23, 2021
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Mitchell Phillips

Usually not hung

Scared of older women but usually sexually attracted to young people

Means the same as peado
"your actual such a mitchell phillips"
by eudhwuiedhuiq April 17, 2018
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Dirty Mitchell

A sexual act in which one performs anal on a female. Following the removal of his poop covered member the female performs fellatio. After climax, the man proceeds to make out with his female counterpart, swapping a mixture of saliva, semen, and a lil’ bit-o-poop.
“I got so hammered last night that I gave my girlfriend a Dirty Mitchell”
by GabeOwner110599 August 22, 2025
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Boni Mitchell

Noun: The common and tantalizing erection a man obtains while listening to the female folk artist, Joni Mitchell.
Based on the music coming from Alex’s room, he’s probably got a major Boni Mitchell.
by Lil Funyun June 13, 2018
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