Michigan mudslide 

When your a queer from Michigan that works over the road with your other queer friend from home, you take each other to Taco Bell every night then fuck each others assholes (mudslide) at the hotel room until you shart all over each others chubby chodes

Hey, you want a Michigan mudslide when we get back to the hotel?

Michigan mudslide by Chodedouglas May 1, 2025

michigan windpipe 

the act of recieving a blowjob while liquid nitrogen is being poured down your penis hole until your balls freeze. your balls are then flattened into hockey pucks and used in championship games

me: yo did you hear about lospollostv recieving a michigan windpipe?
bro: no i didn’t, did they win the championship hockey match?
me: yes they used louis’s balls as the pucks!

michigan windpipe by lostubbos July 9, 2025

Michigan Parchment Paper 

The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot

Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”

Michigan Parchment Paper by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025

Michigan Man 

A syphilitic chancre who is so emotionally destroyed and broken from decades of ass beatings at the hands of THE Ohio State University football team, that he launches a years long spying ring to illegally obtain information on his opponents. When caught, this cheating cunt will not only be unrepentant, but he will also lie to investigators, destroy evidence, and even pretend to be the victim. Michigan man is characterized by a complete lack of self-awareness, stupidity, acute sociopathy, and micro-penis. Michigan man is commonly and ironically outfitted in a plethora of University of Michigan team gear which was obtained at the Walmart on Gratiot Avenue and 12 Mile Road in Roseville, MI.

Michigan man usually has a mother with a venereal infection so devastating that it eats the crotch out of her underwear.

This Michigan Man is a cheating cunt who is too emotionally immature to accept the fact that he is an embarrassment to himself when he pretends that the NCAA didn't point out repeatedly in their decision that he is in fact, a cheating cunt.

Michigan Man by DixonUranus74 August 22, 2025

Michigan Mud Slinger 

When you’re hitting a girl from behind doing anal, push her down, pull your cock out fast and fecal matter flings up her back.

I fucked my wife last night with a lovely Michigan Mud Slinger.

Michigan Mud Slinger by Girth_Lord69 September 12, 2025

Michigan Mango

The act of sticking a seed in someone’s asshole then waiting for their shit to fertilize it and make it grow. Once it grows you consume the crop and throw it up into their pussy.

I am ready to Michigan Mango my wife tonight

Michigan Mango by RealDoctor34 September 28, 2025

Michigan Mohawk

When a 300 pound woman shaves her pussy bald, but has a full 70's bush running down her ass crack. And she used her brothers semen to style it into a mohawk.

"The plumper I took home last night had a huge Michigan Mohawk!" Said Mike as he was telling us about his trip to Las Vegas.

Michigan Mohawk by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025