Methness

The actions, emotional state or a way to describe the time of someone on Methamphetamines.

5 minutes in sober people's time turns into 60 minutes because of methness.

by SlightlyUnhinged6666 October 23, 2019

Meth mutt

A person who is a dirty mutt for the meth, they only ever think about meth all day every day.

“Hey I asked Sam if I could borrow his hammer today, he replied with “if you bring meth”

Fuck Sam. His such a fucking meth mutt

by Flat earth theory December 7, 2024

nature's meth

Coffee, espresso, or natural drinks with lots of caffine.

Tobi: Tiffany is tweaking out on some of nature's meth right now.
Noam: What?
Tobi: She had like 7 espresso shots.

by The Long Haired Beast November 20, 2018

ATTENTION DEFICIT METH DISORDER (ADMD)

Methamphetamine induced state that causes an inability to maintain focus or attention for more than a few seconds to minutes at a time.

Yo man, you need to lay off the shit because your attention deficit meth disorder (ADMD) is annoying as hell, fool.

by 1 Antinome November 8, 2018

Meth Marketing

An approach to marketing that pushes the boundaries of conventional advertising to create memorable campaigns, done whilst under the influence of meth

Meth Marketing is typically done by new owners of automotive businesses to appeal to new target markets

by Fillll February 1, 2024

Ass-meth

The intentional placement of meth into ones ass with the intent to use at a later time; usually while incarcerated. Often dispersed to fellow inmates. Commonly laced with fecal matter.

Can you believe all those inmates shared his ass-meth.

by Eric whitefoot October 3, 2021

Meth-cation

What tweakers do when they leave to go somewhere really quick and eend up disappearing for 4-5 days. Finally when they come back they have no clue how long they were gone or what they did.

Tweaker: hey has anyone seen LT?

Joe: She left to get cigarettes 2 days ago and hasn't come back

Tweaker # 2: Yep, she took a meth-cation

by xEllTeex July 15, 2014