A person who identifies as having and romantic and sexual attraction to members of Lionel Messi's direct family, including: Antonela Messi, Mateo Messi, Thiago Messi, Ciro Messi, and of course, Leo himself.
by bkcw September 23, 2022
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this person can respond to messages in a matter of seconds, minutes, or even days...
this person can respond to messages in a matter of seconds, minutes, or even days...
Susie got mad at her boyfriend because he was being a bipolar text messager because he would reply to her a second later, then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes,then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes then....
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Get the bipolar text messager mug.An Argentinian growth hormone merchant that is often linked with unsportsmanlike behaviour. Mostly relies on penalties, but can also dribble past an opponent that doesn't dare to tackle Messi because he knows, a penalty will be given that Pessi might score.
Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism
Other attributes that fit Lionel Messi are arrogance, autism and fascism
Person 1: What was the worst referee performance ever?
Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.
Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.
Person 2: I don't know, probabaly any of the countless times that the ref was sucking Lionel Messi's little dick.
Person 1: Yeah, that is typical Lionel Messi.
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Get the sext message mug.When a text message is stuck in one's outbox.
You think it has been sent but in reality it hasn't left your phone.
When it occurs it brings about feelings of shame, embarrassment and extreme anxiety.
You think it has been sent but in reality it hasn't left your phone.
When it occurs it brings about feelings of shame, embarrassment and extreme anxiety.
Zoe: why won't he reply?? I text him ages ago!!!
Barb: check your outbox it's probs in message limbo
Zoe: oh... shit. Oh well he's still a bastard.
Barb: check your outbox it's probs in message limbo
Zoe: oh... shit. Oh well he's still a bastard.
by spr0005 June 22, 2009
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Errr...yeah, the socks and plates are meant to be on the couch. You're obviously not familiar with latest concepts in messimalism.
by mk188 October 3, 2010
Get the Messimalism mug.When you form a chat-like conversation over the email or resend email messages by replying again and again to the same message and you have a long train of emails or messages attached. Also known as a Email thread or Email Train. This can also occur if you are texting back and forth and have a long message train.
Wow.. look at this Message train we have going. It goes back 10 messages. or Dude! I have a message train of about 50 on my iphone!
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