dildo mechanic

A slovenly, unintelligent person that holds a job or performs a task that is trivial or almost completely useless to society; Thus, a hypothetical person or profession dedicated to the repairing/fixing of rubber penises would be a perfect example.

"That damn rent-a-cop! He sees my car everyday! He knows who I am, yet he still has to stop me and give me the third degree and ask me to present my ID card! Geez, what a dildo mechanic!

by Mike Francisco October 15, 2008

amish mechanic

Things of foulness a drunk farmer usually does to his livestock, such as fisting or assfucking.

"they caught jason fucking that horse, he is an amish mechanic!"

by ak-pete April 9, 2006

mechanabalism

The act of eating engine parts, normally performed by a mechanic whilst performing routine maintenance on your car to ensure you will be back with further problems

My last service

by ralphy Suttle June 12, 2003

menhancement

Any one of the numerous penile or libido bolstering products that the intraweb has determined you to be in URGENT need of.

If you are not careful with your email address, expect it to receive special attention from those seeking to sell you menhancements.

by El Gato Malodoro July 21, 2008

Mechanix Run

The act of running with a slight slouch and both arms horizontally level with the shoulders changing to a downward 90 degree angle at the elbow and having each hand clenched.

Jim! do the mechanix run!

by RazorsEdge709 April 14, 2008

mechanic's law

the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!

haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!

-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)

mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!

by michael foolsley February 3, 2010

mechanize

to make mechanical

Hey you should mechanize that dog so he can be a robot dog.

by Rainbow Brownie December 7, 2010