marshalbate

The act of masturbating intensely all the time but then stating you've never masturbated before.

"Do you masturbate?"
"Nope, never have, never will."
"You probably marshalbate."

by Anonymous 704 March 1, 2016

Marsel

CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER
HE CHEATED ON HER AND NOW SHE IS SOESAD

MARSEL? CHEATER.

by xsxra February 1, 2017

Mars Eve

this day was made from the infamous demon king, Komi. its's a day when demons come out to eat and all the trapped souls escape. this day was made june 06 2006. Komi comes from the planet Mars and all of the other demons celebrate it in his honor. Komi's name used to be Tymir Carter but he killed himself and came back the Demon King.

Happy Mars Eve lord Komi.

by george jeffery October 27, 2017

marsglorious

An emu fearing, crocodile wrestling, gun slinging Australian chronic shitposter. He also has a massive schlong that shits on noobs. Additionally he has an unexplained behaviour of delegating all tasks to his brilliant counterpart Macus.

If marsglorious spent half as much time on actual work as he did shitposting, the world would be a much better place.

by AustrailianShitposter69 June 2, 2018

Marsdyn

Marsdyn is cool cute and funny. He is one of the best people you will ever meet and he will always be there when you need him. He is a great actor and an amazing vocalist. He doesn't know it, but probably half of the girls he knows are crushing on him. He is a great friend and anyone would be lucky to have him in their lives.

Marsdyn Is SOOOOOO cool. I think i'm crushing

by Angelica Schuyler HamFam June 6, 2018

Marsailus

Great personality, very attractive, smart and talented, always has a big penis and knows how to make any female of their choice fall in love and are very serious and can be dangerous at times "Marsailus" is related to the name of the Roman God of War "Mars"

Marsailus is the best

by Thebestofbest762 December 20, 2018

Marse

To screw over a friend, often hitting up your old girl

Man, he really Marse’d me!

by Woodpecker43 July 2, 2019