ayo mayo

Ayo, John just got ayo mayo all over me!

by Sandyclams January 05, 2023

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you i am; a mayo

when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"

oi, bella? you hunggrryy?
"you i am; a mayo"

by Assistacat February 03, 2021

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When you cum on a bitch's stomach while she laying down and than another bitch goes on top of her

Guy 1: Yo bro how's your 2 sister doing?
Guy 2: yo i made a mayo sandwich with them.
Guy 1: bro your a nigger

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Two Shemales cum on your back and chest, effectively making you a mayo sandwich.

Jonny OH YEAH BABY MAKE ME A FUKKIN MAYO SANDWICH..

Shemale 1- ILL GET THE FRONT
Shemale 2- ILL GET THE BACK

by tips300 April 02, 2020

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when u cum in a girls hair and she lets it dry then she eats the dried cum off the hair

i thought haley died her hair but it turns out it was just dried mayo strings

by dasdahearf June 24, 2016

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To not be capable of a basic task

by James Washburn March 28, 2024

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This is a pun of the Cinque de Mayo holiday on May 5. What you get when you eat too much Mexican food, especially with beans.

Watch out, I just made a stinko de mayo. Too much mayonnaise on my wonder bread and baloney sandwich.

by Stinko May 05, 2021

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